Mass Effect 2: Mordin gives Shepard medical advice
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Dr. Mordin has heard through the grapevine that Shepard and Garrus are become very VERY close, and has some advice. And ointments for chafing. And reading material with diagrams...
Video Rating: 4 / 5
December 31st, 2011 - 10:08
Mordin is a pimp lord
December 31st, 2011 - 11:07
Hold down 8 for Mordin to be pleased.
December 31st, 2011 - 11:49
Awkward at 0:48
December 31st, 2011 - 12:11
@TurianSpectre22 Lmfao,Hmmmmm
December 31st, 2011 - 12:30
I guess that’s one way to tell her to spit, instead of swallow…
December 31st, 2011 - 12:39
MORDIN WAS NOT DESCRIBING PORN PEOPLE! he meant science stuff for how turian and human relationships work. porn is a vile horrible excuse of entertainment(main reason, its misogyny) and im sure mordin isn’t mean enough to give it to femshep.
December 31st, 2011 - 13:20
@TurianSpectre22 Shepard like “Oh”. But I her mind she is fist pumping it up.
December 31st, 2011 - 14:15
DO NOT INGEST.
December 31st, 2011 - 14:36
don’t… ah, ingest
translation: don’t swallow
December 31st, 2011 - 14:46
@paladyn12 thats true, but still…it’d be nice to sit around cuddlin with a genius xD
December 31st, 2011 - 15:38
I’m pretty sure Mordin is a millionaire in ME3, having made a fortune selling shep & garrus sex tapes in omega.
December 31st, 2011 - 16:14
@HatashiLuvsU well the fact that they reproduce by eggs and do not mate because of hormons but because they want their race to live on it makes sense
December 31st, 2011 - 16:33
Mordin: Wanted to talk. Medical reasons. Everyone needs to bone. Especially Humans and Turians. Use protection.
Shepard: I will geezs! Your not gonna scare me.
Mordin: I get it. Your horny, but come by after. You may need painkillers… for chafing.
Shepard:Your medical opinion?
Mordin: Turian dextro-amino acids can cause an allergic reaction in humans. Anaphylactic shock possible so don’t swallow. Also sending you Human/Turian Kama Sutra for dummies. Lube and porn too!
Shep:
December 31st, 2011 - 16:37
”Less” alcohol and mood music?
Mitosis just got more awesome.
December 31st, 2011 - 16:58
my god mordin. your dirty bastard. i now like you 100% more. wait… is this actual dialogue? i don’t believe it.
December 31st, 2011 - 17:43
so don’t…grrr…ingest hahaha best quote ever
December 31st, 2011 - 18:13
its funny because right before he says ingest, he puts his hand in a coughing position, almost like a hand reference to sucking Garrus’ cock.
December 31st, 2011 - 18:59
so dont…ah…suck Garrus cock…
December 31st, 2011 - 18:59
@baronbrixiusDIE Possibly because he’s a doctor. I know, crazy theory!!!!111
December 31st, 2011 - 19:48
Mordin’s so sweet
Damn the game creators that he wasnt a romance option….
December 31st, 2011 - 20:26
@baronbrixiusDIE
Because he’s a doctor…?
December 31st, 2011 - 20:33
i think mordin and garrus need to have a “talk”
December 31st, 2011 - 21:10
why the hell does that creep have “the comfortable positions to both races” when he is of neither race
December 31st, 2011 - 22:06
Mordin just gave you Porn!
XD lol
oh man what will Garrus say -w-
December 31st, 2011 - 22:16
Lol just think what mordin does alone